What Car? Christmas gift guide - For the person who has everything

Self-stirring mug
From www.needapresent.com
Price £14.99
At last, a self-stirring mug to prevent those persistent wrist injuries that caffeine addicts blighted by. The cup is also insulated, so your beverage doesn’t get cold.

Porsche Cayenne electric car
From www.porscheshop.co.uk
Price £258.50
If you really want to spoil your kid this Christmas, buy them their first Porsche. This electric version of the Cayenne isn’t quite as fast as the full-blown version – top speed is just 3mph – but running costs are likely to be far lower.

Fluffy dice From www.fasteronline.co.uk Price £4.99 Fluffy dice like these can really set off the Bentley, don’t you think?

Fluffy steering wheel cover
From www.fasteronline.co.uk
Price £5.95
If not, perhaps you need to fit a fluffy steering wheel cover as well.

Spray on mud From www.sprayonmud.com Price £7.95 Live in Chelsea and drive an off-roader? Now there’s no need to actually take your car off-road to get it dirty and prove it’s used properly. This spray on mud let’s you get the Country Life look without the hassle of actually going to the country.

Kettler Nevada II go-kart
From www.activegarden.co.uk
Price £429
We know what you’re thinking - £430 for a go-kart? This is no ordinary go-kart, however, as it comes with a seven-speed gearbox, speedometer and sturdy rear handbrake. Suitable for kids aged seven to 70.

Bocart Extreme petrol go-kart From www.bocart.co.uk Price £2799 Okay, 13bhp might not sound like a lot, but it’ll fling you around like nobody’s business and destroy your lawn in double-quick time. It guarantees thrills and spills (always wear a helmet) but it is definitely not transport for the commute to the office, because it's not road legal. Minimum recommended age for driving it is 16.

Car toilet seat
From www.urbanjunkie.co.uk
Price £139
Yes it’s a lot for a toilet seat, but it’ll be the crowning glory of any petrolhead’s throne.

TVR mouse From www.amazon.co.uk Price £11.95 Complete with buttons and wheel, this is the consummate mouse for racing around the internet. Hopefully it will prove more reliable than the full-sized cars, though.

Britool 11-drawer roller cabinet plus 314-piece toolkit
From www.tooled-up.com
Price £933
There’s nothing missing from this set. As well as being able to tinker with his car for hours, the man in your life will be able to fix that noisy toilet cistern.